The Notorious RPG

An Improvised Actual-Play Podcast


A slender and quippy gearhead. She is always fixing and selling Lefty’s gear or whatever he finds in the zone that may have value. Lefty needs to protect her.


The village idiot that lives in squalor. Corny feels Dingus is the only one lower than him on the totem pole, but in reality, this is not the case. Dingus is actually quite wise and is sometimes surprisingly prophetic, however the delivery and the presentation of his wisdom make it sound like crazy homeless person talk. It’s only later after people have had a chance to think about it where the realize how accurate his statements were. Corny needs to protect him.


A small, weak, pathetic mutant who seemingly cannot provide for herself, but is so helpless in her appearance that the other mutants can’t help but aid her, especially Pavlovena. Avian trades stories in exchange for this help. Pavlovena needs to protect her (and she hates every minute of it)

Spitfire Hurst

A chronicaller who values rules and structure and moderates the community of the ark too closely. Spitfire is much like the president of an asinine HOA. Lefty hates him.

Flash Dexter

A fixer who is cool, swave, tall, and handsome. There is seemingly no deal that he cannot make, and he puts Corny to shame in more ways than one. Corny hates him.


An enforcer who is toxic masculinity in corporeal form. Brent is all id and frontal lobe aggression. He values his pride (which he doesn’t have much of, but he really thinks he does). Pavlovena hates him.